Bush Walk Expert

WARNING: I've been reading a lot Jane Austen lately (see below)

There are several rules of ettiquette when a young lady is to take in the pleasures of a quiet lone stroll in the woodlands of her property.

Firstly, it is of great imperitiveness that she always be armed with a rather large obnoxious looking stick. Preferably taller than herself, with one end that looks sturdy and pointy enough to crush the skull of any potential serial killer/rapist.

Secondly, she must always watch where she steps so as not to muddy her skirts.

Thirdly, should she see someone else walking in the bush near her, she should make haste. The direction of said haste depends on recognisability / likability /
gender / build / dark look in their eyes / visible weaponry.

Finally, she must never break into a sweat, it only makes her seem uncouth.

Remember that folks.