The Apocalypse Is NOW!

Last night during tea I did my trademark Biz move - I spilt my coffee. My lovely host on whose tablecloth the unfortunate drops landed remarked "don't worry, it's not the end of the world". My dinner companions and I then had an in depth conversation on the possibility of spilt coffee actually sparking the apocalypse and realised that it's very likely.

I now see that all the signs are there...the end of the world really is here. I have been an important piece of the puzzle since birth, in fact my very conception was marked out as a vital catalyst in the death of the earth as we know it. All of these years of coffee drinking, and the fact that I've spilt almost every cup, have been years of priming me up to fulfill my destiny. And there was probably some divine purpose in seeing the Goodies live in there as well.

One of the major signs that the end is nigh - I'm sitting here currently listening to Robbie Williams 'Advertising Space' and I'm hit by a remarkable revelation, that this is the second Robbie Williams single in a row that I've actually enjoyed. Admitting that I liked 'Tripping' was hard enough, but now another one? Something is seriously not right...

Stay tuned for more signs.